I love when, in English class, the teacher passes out a new book that I’ve previously read (possibly more than once) because rereading books is basically like sex for me.
computationalchristoph: Still having to think about you and what happened.
kindymaling: no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
So every once in a while I actually act like a...
I wanted this person to ask me to go to prom. Not because I am DYING to go, because I’m not. Not because I’m in LOVE with him, because I’m not. But just because he’s a great kid, I thought it would be a fairly decent time. Today, while sitting in highway traffic and eating avocado out of discolored tupperware I realized: HE’S NOT GOING TO ASK ME AND MY LIFE AS I...
I don't think I could ever be in a relationship.